7.06.2007

Munny problem


I'd say that I'm gonna stop but thats another one on the right...

Are we not Munny?

6.30.2007

Illustrations for Wedding Reception Dinner




Did you order the beef, salmon, or vegetarian dish?

6.26.2007

Loady and Sinus Munny Figures




Loady McGee and Sinus O'Gynus

Check out Johnny Ryan's Page for more on these two
www.johnnyr.com

6.21.2007

6.04.2007

FTW Elmo

One time my wife asked me to help her come up with a tattoo design and this illustration is based on that design. Surprisingly she decided against it.

5.27.2007

Vader's Worry


I drew this originally in one of my sketch books over 10 years ago. The star wars artjumble week gave me a good reason to dig it up and give it a proper treatment in Flash

5.12.2007

Captain America vs Red Skull


I did this as tribute to fellow artist/co-worker Rory Hensley
Check out his blog:
http://roryhensley.blogspot.com/

5.06.2007

Urban legends


This could be "Nessie" (Loch Ness) or "Champ" (Lake Champlain) or the lesser known "Chappy" the monster that lurks nearby my house in Chapparal Lake


Cuidado! Tenga cuidado! Chupacabra
- Groovie Ghoulies

Many things in this life
Are not what they appear
Yeah I look like a hare
But if you stop and you stare
I'm related to a deer

I got a jackalope face
I'm a jackalope guy
And I'm staring you down
Creepy jackalope eye

-Supersuckers

4.14.2007

3.18.2007

Garbage Pail Kids



I had to take my shirt off to properly draw the bottom photo..... ladies...

3.06.2007

The Tamper


Tamper: the device used to tamp a bed of loose, finely ground coffee in a portafilter, in preparation for brewing espresso. Most espresso machines include a plastic tamper as an accessory, and after market tampers can be bought. They are measured in millimeter sizes, corresponding with the filter basket internal diameter of your espresso machine. Most commercial, prosumer, and high end consumer espresso machines use a 58mm tamper; other common sizes are 49mm, 53mm, and 57mm.

2.24.2007

Mr Busy-Ass


This is an illustration I made for my dad. I had to wait until I gave it to him before I could post it. I thought it was a fitting portrait of him since he loves his HHR and he is the one responsible for introducing me to Rat Fink. We dubbed him Mr. Busy-Ass, since he has often said "I had a busy-ass day."

2.15.2007

Skidz

Back in my student days at Kent State, my roommate John had a dog named Sam. Sam was notorious for destroying baseball hats (as well as couches). My other roomy, Jason, punished Sam for destroying his hat by making him sit on a barstool wearing the hat facing away from us as we watched TV. Every now and then Sam would look over his shoulder to see if he could rejoin us. Looking back I am impressed with how smart Sam was, especially how easy it was to get him to do these things with no training involved. He also had a knack for outsmarting our other roommate Brian, but that was neither hard to do nor as impressive as sitting on a stool wearing a baseball hat.



Theres nothing funnier than seeing a dog do this across new carpets

2.11.2007

I Wan't Munny, That's What I Want!



If I had the time and money($25 a pop), these things would be addictive.

1.28.2007

Chewbacca


I offer you this Laurel and Hardy handshake

Ok, this is for Stephen who wanted to see a Laurel and Hardy illustration after seeing the 3 stooges post.

1.13.2007

Amish Stooges

This is for my mom, who saw a P. Buckley Moss influence in the previous drawing. If only Amish people were as cool as the 3 stooges...

1.06.2007

Three Stooges


As Homer Simpson so eloquently observed, "Moe's their leader."

12.16.2006

12.10.2006

Cowboy and Indian



I was going for a simple look ala Gene Deitch, this might look better in black and white.

12.03.2006

Lucy the One-Eyed Reindeer


Lucy the One-Eyed Reindeer
Had a very gleamy eye!
This was one of the christmas carols my dad made up when I was a kid. Not having a radio in his Jeep (or a heater either) helped with the creativity. I have the whole story about lucy, maybe I'll share it with you someday.

11.22.2006

Jimstones

Ever notice how Fred, Betty and Bam Bam had the same eyes? and Bam Bam just happened to be "adopted"? Fred you ol' dog.

11.21.2006

11.11.2006

Polishing the Bishop



I don't know what to say...

11.10.2006

He had a good time...

Now he's tossin' his cookies

Bumpin' Uglies




I know, Greg already tackled this topic. But the reality is that neither of us knew that the other one was going to use this beautiful idiom until we saw eachother's sketches. Since we both had started working on this and had taken different aproaches there was no reason not to post these.

11.04.2006

Portrait of the artist

Supe's On




Any kid worth their salt in NE Ohio watched this guy every Saturday. He is probably responsible for introducing me to the three stooges, laurel and hardy, godzilla and all of the Universal Monsters along with countless other old horror films.

10.24.2006

Groovie Ghoulies - Outbreak

Excuse me, but have you seen my monkey?
He bit me, and ran off to the city.
It's just a matter of time, before I lose my mind.
Outbreak!

10.23.2006

Beat on the Brat

"Beat On The Brat"
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.
What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you do? (lose?)

10.14.2006

Frankenstones

A Modern Tombstone-Age Family

The Flintstones have always been one of my guilty pleasures. I actually own a good collection of old Flintstones memorabilia. The topic seemed right for me to dig these two up.

9.23.2006

The Collector


I'll just answer the questions right now..
- No, I didnt like the lord of the rings movies
-Yes, Jordan actually posed for this drawing (and truly is a natural blond)
-Yes, I lie sometimes

9.22.2006

Jordan McCommons: A Typical Coffee Run


I must stress that this is a daily occurence. Everyday after lunch, Jordan and I go on an americano run, and everyday Jordan seems to have to fend off ninjas. I guess besides methheads Mesa has a large Ninja population as well.

8.29.2006

G.G. says hi

http://www.cafepress.com/jasman

I wanted to combine Hot Stuff the little devil and GG Allin.
This is what I got in return. Sorry that theres no shit and or blood.
I hear all the cool kids are wearing this shirt.